An earworm is a song that sticks in your mind, and will not leave no matter how much you try.

The best way to get rid of an earworm is to replace it with another.

We listen to tracks everyday and they often get stuck in our head - all-day, all-night… when we sleep, when we shower, when we take a dump… ok, you get the idea.

The earworm bog was created so we can directly communicate with the outside world.

In other words, this means communicating with you, yes you.

Sadly, we’re stuck in a hole (DJdownloadland) and like most producers in their studios, we rarely see sunlight or our girlfriends and wives, and our buttcheeks have left some pretty mean indents in our chairs - this is our only way to let our customers and friends know we are still alive and doing something meaningful with our lives (as if they really care!).

Oh and it’s our online mag thingy where we can talk about tunes we like, studio gear we fantasise about, post events, interviews, random drivel and vulgar videos we find on YouTube and of course bitch about people because we can.

Hopefully you’ll get the jist that we don’t come across as corporate wanky snobs like some of our competitors. Yes, we actually have faces, we are human and we like to party…

You can find blogs by our some favourite chummy DJ and producers who receive fat backhanders in return for them spilling their guts, shamelessly promoting themselves, talking about what brand of beans they had this morning (if you’re wondering, it was Heinz), the time a Coke machine ate their money, or how they got screwed by some distributor because they went bust.

So erm, enjoy!